Where has the pleasant weather gone? I spent most of yesterday afternoon processing a downed tree in River Front Park a block from my house, and now I’m sat at my computer with the windows shut and a blanket across my knees. Between the cyclical returns to discomforting cold and the eighteen inches of snow we got a week ago this Spring has been a strange one. But remember, there’s no such thing as climate change. Just because our weather patterns are frenetic and warped, the ocean is acidifying, and the global temperature is rising, doesn’t mean we’ve had any impact on the environment. Those scientist in the 97% are all paid by the chem-trail, Illuminati, fake news Mexicans.
Fake News Mexicans would be a great name for a band or a sports team. Like the Bad News Bears, but with less childhood profanity and more Harlem Globetrotters-esque antics. That’d be especially good if it were a band, not enough musicians slum dunk on cartoonish villains.
I should be at kung fu, but my foot is throbbing. I’ve not had much gout since breaking down and accepting medication, so i imagine this to be the late showing effects of something I did yesterday.
There’s an old tree in the park that’s been dead for a year. Its decline was slow, and I’d had hopes it would recover, but all through summer last year it refused to bloom. Without leaves, and thus without a way to feed itself, I knew it’d be dead by spring. The city marked it for removal last fall, but otherwise left it to wither all winter. Each time I walked under it it seemed more attenuated. It began to creak like old bones and the sway in some of it’s largest branches gave me pause. I wouldn’t linger underneath it.
Two weeks ago, before the squall, a week after another heavy limb had fallen, that ponderous trunk snapped. It fell, twenty feet long and two hundred pounds, across the walking path. There it sat until the snow came. There it remained as the snow covered it. It only moved when the city plowed parts of the walk for a St. Patrick’s Day charity run. I didn’t see them do it, I was busy, sleeping, then in the day’s parade, but I recognized the mound of dirty snow ending a clean swathe as the work of a snowplow.
I walked past it several times, but it wasn’t until yesterday that I thought of it early enough to begin processing the wood. I’m a nocturnal person, but I feared carrying a bag of cutting tools into a public park would get me more attention than I’d like. I had several of the smaller branches off within a few minutes. The section from my pictures took me perhaps three quarters of an hour. The remaining two and a half hours were spent trying to detached the widest section of the trunk. I cut at it from every direction, and by the end the only thing that seemed to be holding it together was an invisible stubbornness. Perhaps I’d cut too many times and created a hinge, thus preventing the tree from snapping off easily. Maybe I just didn’t cut far enough through wood which has demonstrated with clarity its continued resilience. Maybe my butter knife sharp tools had just worn me out too quickly for me to continue. I had to give up, and propped the tree using a set of Y shaped branches so that its weight would continue to stress the cuts I had made.
And there it remains. My own limbs had locked up several times while I worked. I’d achieved the rarity of a triceps cramp, along with the much more common set along my serratus, back, shoulders, and legs. I’d also begun a blister on my now too soft hand. I gave up for fear of not being able to make kung fu today, and worried I’d already done too much to my arms and shoulders.
Such was not the case. I woke up feeling fairly fine. I made it just about out of bed before a pain in my foot shouted for attention. I ignored it and tried to stretch out. To no avail. Perhaps it was resting a log on my foot, perhaps it was a nocturnal cramp. Maybe I done just kicked myself in my sleep. One cannot say. Regardless of the cause, I’m stuck seated for the foreseeable future.
I don’t really mind it. It gives me time to think and time to write without the worry that I should be doing something else. Ailments, at the very least, give me an excuse to relax, so in a way, I’m happy for them.
I’m sure the log will be there tomorrow. I’m certain my sifu and the school will be.
For today, rest and writing, reading and relaxation. There are worse ways to spend one’s time.